Eli Strauss

PA to the CEO
When she’s not hard at work at the office, you can find Eli reading a book at the beach, or watching “Pretty Woman” for the 93rd time. Then again, she might be watching hübsche Frau, as she is fluent in German and lived in Germany as a child. She has a degree in event design and planning, which comes in handy when she expertly manages our office and sets up our holiday parties. Eli came to Blonde to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but the store downstairs doesn’t carry the brand of gum she likes.