What Would Ari Gold Tweet About? #wwtt

An article by Ayelet Noff    1 Comment

“Lloyd!”

Apparently people are afraid of Ari Gold. Or didn’t want a hug from the fictional Entourage character.  That must explain why the Twitterati were a bit afraid of tweeting for him in this week’s #wwtt contest. Or perhaps they just didn’t want to be too vulgar on Twitter. On Facebook, there was a bit more participation.

However, like Marilyn Monroe, the fictional Ari Gold apparently DOES tweet on a very rare occasion at @TheAriGold.

New Blonde 2.0 team member and twitterer @ahoova said “Ari: Keep your eyes on Andrew Kline’s tweet stream. Lloyd: Keep my eyes on him how Ari: Pretend he’s Zac Efron’s Ballsack. #wwtt”

Ahoova got another entry in with “i <3 Ari Gold- biggest a-hole on the planet. Ari “Don’t tweet any questions Lloyd, not until you stop dressing like Paula Poundstone” #wwtt“

In last minute entries (like Ari himself), both @MatchesMalone and @alanweinkrantz think that he would tweet “Lloyd!” This seems to be a common response.

@MatchesMalone also thinks that perhaps they will now incorporate Twitter into the next Entourage. We shall see, we shall see. “I think it would be more important to see who he allows to follow him…,” he said.

Of course, perhaps the reason that more people didn’t tweet publically was echoed by Ezra Butler. @ezrabutler DMed me that “i try to not to tweet too many curse words together at once. ”

On Facebook, Shimmy Mehda said that Ari Gold would tweet “Lloyd!” Shakil Khan said that he would tweet, “Bring The Sunblock, We Are Going to HELL”

Jeff Katz said that Ari Gold would tweet “something bad about Lloyd.” Rafi Elbo has the right idea. He wrote that “He would twitt this: ” LTFA – this is the story of my life: Living Together – Fucking Around”"

Clearly, you were not up to the challenge this week. Or maybe you were just too scared that Ari would come after you. Show me that you can do better. Post in the comments and on Twitter #wwtt what you should have posted this week!

Who do you think I should pick next week? Let me know in the comments. Who knows, maybe I’ll pick your choice!

Nevertheless,  a question: “Do you want a hug, bitch?”